Happiness & Sadness; Be Strong!


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HAPPINESS AND SADNESS
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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
another.
Ambrose Bierce
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Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.
Johnny Carson
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Homer, lighten up. You’re making ‘Happy Hour’ bitterly ironic.
Marge Simpson
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Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
Albert Schweitzer
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it
was too late.
Max Kaufmann
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The occasional lacing of my husband’s dinner with cat food has done
wonders for my spirit.
Lana Tate
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If you observe a really happy man you will find him building a boat, writing
a symphony, growing dahlias, or looking for dinosaur eggs in the Gobi desert.
W. Beran Wolf
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Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring
leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.
Johnny Carson
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What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
Henny Youngman
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When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me
happiness. I was right.
Gahan Wilson
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If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk; happy for a long fall in
love; happy for ever, take up gardening.
Chinese saying
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Hollywood, if you don’t have happiness, you send out for it.
Rex Reed
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We can sympathize with people’s pains, but not with their pleasures.
Unknown
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There is something curiously boring about somebody else’s happiness.
Aldous Huxley
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There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The
other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw
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A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched
for the leak in life’s gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
P.G. Wodehouse
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
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