HAPPINESS AND SADNESS
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.
Homer, lighten up. You’re making ‘Happy Hour’ bitterly ironic.
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it
was too late.
The occasional lacing of my husband’s dinner with cat food has done
wonders for my spirit.
If you observe a really happy man you will find him building a boat, writing
a symphony, growing dahlias, or looking for dinosaur eggs in the Gobi desert.
W. Beran Wolf
Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring
leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me
happiness. I was right.
If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk; happy for a long fall in
love; happy for ever, take up gardening.
Hollywood, if you don’t have happiness, you send out for it.
We can sympathize with people’s pains, but not with their pleasures.
There is something curiously boring about somebody else’s happiness.
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The
other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched
for the leak in life’s gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.